Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn’t stop to ask directions.
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Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, “What are those bags for?””I’m collecting for Israel”, said Mr. Goldfarb.”You need two bags?”, asked Mr. Klein.”I’ve got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It’s fantastic. I go into
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.4.
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. “America,” the husband replied. Looking at her dark
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to “The Unknown Soldier”. At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed: “Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg”.The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was it possible an unknown had a name.The resident replied, “As
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.”I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.To