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Tag: Iraq
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?”Pres says: “You think we’re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!”
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. The first section applies to either candidate, and the next two are specific to John Kerry or George W. Bush. Part A ?
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five. One to seal the inner tube and four to club the seal. ——————— Q: What is the definition of mass confusion ? A: Father’s day in Harlem!
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!