US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden?
Tag: Iraq
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should be of international quality.The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearingcomplaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and becomefurious. He called the chief
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy. 2. Draw him into your territory. 3. Wait until winter sets in. ——————————————————————————– The Iraqi verions of the classic army regulations can be summarized as: If it doesn’t move, hide behind it.
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: “Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?” Pres says: “You think we’re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!”