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You’ve been programming too long when

When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for

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Signs You are an Internet Geek

Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give your IP address.9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is “Hi, what’s your URL?”8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.7. You’re amazed

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Computer used too long

|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am

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Too Much Computer

YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine

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