A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?How can a stupid person be a smart-ass?Do fat people go skinny-dipping or do they call it fat-dipping?Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean
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Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing – “yet”.Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B-52…F-16…B-1…Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?A: Duck.Q:
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, jerk!” Your garbage can IS your “in” box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees “Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue.” He doesn’t have either, but underneath
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?” And he replied,
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, Jim asked him for it.”I don’t see why I have to