Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.” The cop said, “Well, next
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said “Neigh”
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!