Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn’t seem to get a grip. So in
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|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.Just compare heart, beard, and heard,Dies and diet, lord and
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.”I understand you’re claiming damages for the injuries you’re supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company.”Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer, nodding his
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:”You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, “Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?” “Course not,” replied the Sheriff. “We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it’s up to you.”
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. “Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it