|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basin!What fish only swims at night?A starfish!How do
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|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!What animal always goes
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the horse cross the road?A:
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.In terror,
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried the
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.Ban walking sticks