If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: “For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.” Sign at fast-food place: “PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!” Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: “Ladies may have a fit upstairs.” Sign in a
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4.
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. “Get this…” he chuckled, “That ridiculous janitor of ours claims he’s made love to every woman in the building except one.” “Hmmmmmmmmm,” said his wife, assuming a thoughtful faraway type expression, “must be that stuck-up Mrs.
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in August by Fireside. Cited in Harper’s, June1996.I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.