A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings’ events. The woman says, “You are a terrible lover!”The man replies, “How can you tell after only 30 seconds?!”
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse stumbles and jostles the man’s wife. Once across
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.”So? How was it going last
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.”Come to bed, darling,” she whispered after some time had passed.”Not likely,” replied the blonde groom, “my mother told me that this would be the best night
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary. “HA,” he snorted, “The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!” On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrusts her
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He said, “That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along.” So she consented, and they were married, and went on
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied,