In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His father asks him, “Son, why you not with you bride on you honeymoon?”The boy replies, “Daddy I was jus’ gettin ready to love
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The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?”She looked up and said, “Why does everybody ask me that?!”
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.The husband says, “I’ll just nip around by their window
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?””Oh, it was beautiful,” says
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.The husband answers it, to find out is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.He says, “She cannot talk rrright now, she ‘as a frog in ze thrrrought.”
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who’s at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on Betsy’s knee.Betsy smiles and blushes, and says, “Oh Johnny, we’re married now, you can go farther
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while