Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
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Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?” Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes, he scares away all the game. The friend promises that if he is allowed to go, he will stay at