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A Smart Salesman!

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?”Aghast, the man said, “are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!”The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -“Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell

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The bar and chain.

A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chainaround?The man answered ” HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of thesethings!!”

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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, “HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! “.. and one of the guys says, “the sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST

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