36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2. “Duct tape won’t fix that.”3. “Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.”4. “We don’t keep firearms in this house.”5. “You can’t feed that to the dog.”6. “I thought Graceland was tacky.”7. “No kids in