10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.7. This feels so
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Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unfortunately, time had run
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I’m here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie down with me — it’s my final offa,Or you’ll be lying wit’ Jimmy Hoffa.I picked up this card from a slim
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”Horrified, Katie
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the