An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again — the strain would be too much. The
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ‘Wow, this is
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts?A: Fore
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”She hesitated a while and said, “Yes, 3 times.””Three times!? how did it happen?” he asks.”Well,
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what she wanted me to do,Her skin was smooth her legs were fine.I ran my finger down her spin.I don’t know how but i tried my best,As
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.”My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.”WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?”Jimmy