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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments

GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when I got one… I got real snippy.2. I heard you had herpes…and I feel terrible…I’d say “Get well soon”…but I know it’s incurable.3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at

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Rejected Hallmark Cards

Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was thumping… I thought it was flat… when I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat… Sorry.You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mends…

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