The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.She says, “Father, I never wears panties under my habit.”The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious.
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Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”The Priest says, “Is that you, Tommy?Tommy says “Yes father, it’s me.”The Priest says “Who was the woman you were with?”Tommy says “I cannot tell you, father, because I don’t
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.She says, “Father, I never wear panties under my habit.”The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious.
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What have you done Tommy O’Connor” said the Priest. “I had sex with a girl””Who was it Tommy?” “I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.””Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?” “No Father, please forgive