A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house of ill repute and took care of the problem. Immediately, a severe guilt reaction set in, so he went to confession.
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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair with a woman – almost.”The priest says, “What do you mean, ‘almost’?”The man says, “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”The priest replies, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and a man entered. “Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” he began. “I have stolen.”The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, “Father during the week I said the F-word.”The priest says, “Well my son, say 3 Hail Mary’s and your sins will be forgiven.”The guy