“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?””Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.””What sort of trouble?””Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.””Went away?””They disappeared.””Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?””Nothing.””Nothing?””It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.””Are
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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for “Termination without Cause.”Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support Employee: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.””What sort of trouble?” “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.””Went away?” “They disappeared.””Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?” “Nothing.””Nothing?” “It’s blank; it won’t accept anything