There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat.He returned just before dinner and then
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Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little “If anyone know any reason…” ditty, say, “Look at him! Look at her! These people should not reproduce!” or rattle off every mean, nasty thing the ex ever did to you, including that time
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.”William, what are
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face.”What’s the matter, dear?” asks the woman at the front desk.”Well,” sniffed the girl, “He told me he’d been saving up for 60 years, and
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.”Oh honey,” said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?””No,” said the old man, “it means you can take your
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattractive businessman.When the wedding night finally came, the couple,