A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. Shehad no panties on. He called her down and gave her money to buy a pairof panties. The girl was so
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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for. the girl shrugged and said, jokingly, “cough drops” and snickered.Just then the cop approached the old gal and said, “What are
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying “Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know.”Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on themantel.He picks it up and as he’s looking at
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construction site.She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.Annoyed the worker yelled “Well you’re an ugly bitch anyway!”The girl turned around and replied “It must be terrible wheneven an ugly bitch won’t give you
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to thefront door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?,” hesays. “That’s cool” says Bobby.Carrie’s