Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls’ dorm. Severalplain Janes walk by as the two converse.Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm andsaunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and — barely audibly– inquires, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”The young
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A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.” He says, “Why’s that?” She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen minutes.”
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting married and I’m a little inexperienced, so I’d like to ask you a few questions.” He says, “All right.” She says, “All right…what is that thing that hangs between my fianc?’s legs?” The doctor says, “That’s
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, “If I understand, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?” “That’s correct”, responded the professor, going on
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?A. Money.Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. How can you spot the