Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, “You really ought to quit.”She, getting tired of his nagging, said, “I really enjoy a good cigarette after
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.They’re having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure — she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, “But you just got a new pair last month!””Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,” stammered the private.”Accident, what kind
A girl walked over to her neighbor’s for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. “Yeah” she said, “I didn’t sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream.” “Do tell” said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. “Well, I dreamed I
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.”I can’t go in here” he says” It’s really going to stink””There’s another trench over there” says the other.”I’ll cover you with the M60…. just give me a shout andand i’ll