A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the
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Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts….man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off….boy who lay girl on hill, not on level….man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!…he who finger girl during period, get caught
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on. She said “you don’t have to worry about getting me
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “In moments of temptation,” said the speaker to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”A sweet young thing in the back of the room