Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God…I could be eating a slow learner!”- Lynda Montgomery”If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”- Johnny Carson”Sometimes I think war is God’s way
Tag: George Carlin
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George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am George Carlin.I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana