A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a
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There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.”I will grant you each a wish,” he said. “Why not,” thought the blondes.
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish. The American said:
Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to seeif he can find the perfect present!5. If
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I’ll grant you each a wish. The first guy said I wish I were 25% smarter. So poof! He was 25% smater built a
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, “For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!”The man thinks for a minute, and says, “I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii. I’m scared of flying