One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why
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One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them. One of the men turned to the other and said, “I’d give 50 bucks to spend the night with her.” To their surprise the
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what are these?” he says, pointing to her breasts.”Well, son,” she says, “these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven.”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes offquite satisfied.Two days
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers the door when the phone rings. Any slower and he’d be in reverse. — Gignac As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a cliff.How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves…she fell out of the tree.How did the blonde die, drinking milk…the cow stepped on her.How did the blonde burn her nose…bobbing for french fries.Why does a blonde