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Stupid Insults 27/31

Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams have Muzak. So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight. So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. So dumb, he faxes face up. So dumb, his dog

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YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There’s not half the files there used to be,And there’s a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so suddenly.I pushed something wrongWhat it was I could not say.Now all my data’s goneand I long for

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