An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most… “When I die I will dig my
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Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s masterb. The moment
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle”
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.”Sit, Fluffy!” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s lap, getting water all over him.”I said sit, now there’s a
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we’re here to help…Hah Tu Spek Suthun:BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”JAWJUH – noun. A highly flammable
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’”Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat