Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,” said the dying man.”I say, renounce the devil and his works!””No way!,” the man repeats.”And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?” asks Father Murphy.”Because,” said the dying man…”I want to wait until
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Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The Marine said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Leave this pub right now!” He then approached a second Marine. “Do you want to got to heaven?” “Certainly, Father,”
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officersaid, “Father Murphy, were you gambling?”Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, “Lord, forgive mefor what I am