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Tag: Father Christmas
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.’Have you passed?’ I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for yourself!’ he called proudly. ‘No-el plates!’
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!