If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married
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If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it’s the ’90’s!, he’d beCat
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!