How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!