An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress
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One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, “Liza Jane can I’s look up your dress before the bus gets here?”Liza Jane was startled and said, “No Rastus you cain’t!”Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza Jane said, “Alright if’n
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn’t want to dress properly.Instead of wearing anemones to cover the protruding bits, she would stick long fronds of seaweed in her hair. Obviously these fronds did not always do their job because they tend to
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses. Throw away a hundred dollar
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and happened
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!””If you don’t stop that this instant, I’ll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.””If this plexiglass wasn’t between us, I’d wash your mouth out with soap, young man.””Do you want me to put a tofu burrito in your
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.21% of us don’t make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.40% of women have hurled