1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
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Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. – Ed AbbeyGirls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough. – Edward AbbeyWomen who love only women may have a good point. – Edward
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. “Colonel!” he spat out. “Yes, general!” the colonel quavered. “Your troops, your troops,” stormed the general. “They
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be making under $7 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it’s shared between the higher-ups, there won’t be a profit.COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:We have no
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of going out, or, in some unfortunate circumstances, “that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis.”When a relationship ends, a woman will
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her dress.
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.