Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date. She came outof the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said,”I’m sorry I’m late but I was shopping and losttrack of time. Would you like to see me in mynew dress?””I would like nothing better.”
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, “Darling, I love your dress;
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,” the clerk said, “is absolutely elegant. It is perfect for a man-about-town.””Could be,” the woman replied, “but I’m looking more for something for a louse-around-the-house.”
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. 15. Soak your gloves and store them
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis”.When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you are using them.If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.If you make less money than them,
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, “So, do you want to date her??”To which I stuttered, “Ummmm…1968, perhaps?”