A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It
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Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service…where’s the keg? When did he die…really…hey Bob, you won the pool!!! Hey, we’re with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we’re looking for…oh, never mind. Don’t look now Fred but
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?” “Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied. “Well, I was
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said. “Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied. “What did you steal?” the judge asked. “I stole a dress, Your Honor,” replied the suspect. “One dress?” the judge bellowed. “But you have admitted to breaking
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr. Sources close to theinvestigation report Starr is pumping Ms. Lewinsky for details concerningan oral pact with Mr. Clinton to withhold evidence. Although theindependent