Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down.3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to seeif he can find the perfect present!5. If
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Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:”Jack, what happened to you?!?””It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, “I can make you a new dress and give you everything you need to go to the ball… on two conditions!””Anything, ” says Cinderella, “anything!””Okay the
In the 1970’s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. “But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say ” Wanna “.I watched this ritual for about 20
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?””No,” says Monica. “Mustard!”