…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? …you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? …there’s a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they
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Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?” Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe. Long distance companies no longer
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s so down.”My husband just left me. He said I’m too kinky in bed,” she said.”What a coincidence! My wife just left me,” said the
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed) It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that