Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What
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A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You’ve ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.You think the Bud Bowl is real.Your dog goes “oink!”You think the Nutcracker is something you did
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really – I spill most of
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the