Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? – A: Bone appetite!
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? – A: Put him in the front seat.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.