Q: Why does a dog wag it’s tail? – A: No one else will do it for them
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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? – A: The Outside.
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A Bloodhound.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that’s running free, Doesn’t see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine “Sex”. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him.
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? – A: When the door is open.