SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent’s room, practice in mirror.SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect
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Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steaming
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY – Just fizzles3-AMIABLE – Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH – Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS – Farts in church6-SMART ALEC – Farts when ladies are present.7-CLEVER – Farts and
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it’s nose !
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically,