I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.
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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.A reporter who is strollin by sees the incident, and
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.The wive says, “I don’t want to go hunting because its cold out, and I’ve never been butt fucked before, so I think I’ll
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get any because he couldn’t throw the dog high enough.
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
How do you find your dog if he’s lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !