Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove.”So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager,
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you. – Mae WestI like two kinds of men: domestic and imported. – Mae WestIt’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, “www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. “Rough rough”.