The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
I’ve lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m here”. The next dog said,”I peed on my masters $1,000 rug”. The next dog then comes in and say’s,”My master is a female and she likes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with