“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’rebarefoot….a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car….you remember when the Dead Sea was only
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn’t even know he was sick !
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?””Yes,” said the Navy brat.”My dad has built them.”Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?””Yes.””It’s my dad who’s killed it!”
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father’s the one who killed it