So, I went to the beach to try to pick up girls. I didn’t have any luck and ended up wandering into a surf shop. I talked to the guy there and told him about my dilemma. He told me that the women on the beach are shallow, and I
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
An old man named Gus walks into a Catholic church for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and Gus says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned” The Catholic priest says: “Tell me your confession, my son….” Gus explains: “I am 75 years old, and I have recently started