Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That

I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.